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Something other people have I have character lines.I mentioned in my word tasting note for crapulous that I could do blog entries on words and phrases for “drunk” for a whole year. One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. A collection of bones with the person scraped off. Something you tell to one person at a time. An insect that makes you like flies better. Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Chicken, n.The only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead.

a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. What happened to the lady who backed into a propellor What doctors recommend when their patients die. New! Medical Dictionary (More from Paul Ogden) A day when you dream of a candle light dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.Īuthor: Unknown / Contributor: John Masher Mascara that comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not when you try to remove it. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning "a place with a swing set and slide". On his collar, a color only a tramp would wear.

On your lips, a color to enhance your beauty of your mouth. Work around the house including moping and washing dishes. Similar to a black hole in space: once he goes in, he isn't coming out any time soon. A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate. sree list) n What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Something you think should be on your finger but he can only see in a baseball park. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Jokes short enough for men to understand. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up-for the dinner he made for his friends." An act you put on when pulled over for speeding. A discussion that occurs when you're right, and continues until he realizes it.
